A Dave Fun Quiz: Guess the Book From the Meme
"This usually causes the cervix to pop into view.
8. To remove the speculum, keep it open and slowly pull it straight out.
When I first saw another woman's cervix, I thought that it was pretty gruesome, and why were all these women in the clinic getting so excited about it?"
[Note: that last sentence should be in italics, but--again--Safari and Blogger are butting heads. I'll fix it when I can.]
UPDATE: Answer in comments! Congratulations to Trip "Qaqaq" Payne, whose polymath credentials are still secure.