A Terribly Silly Poem...And a Follow-Up
Hannah Montana could play in Havana
And I wouldn't care one iota.
Nor would I much blink if she ate a live mink
Or she changed her last name to Dakota.
Hannah Montana could burn down Savannah
With all of her fans! That'd show 'em!
...But if Hannah Montana's last name was "Banana,"
I still might have written this poem.
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[LATER: a follow-up poem:]
The fact that Miss Montana is the sole
Best-selling concert ticket in our nation
Says less about the state of rock and roll
And more about her market penetration.
And I wouldn't care one iota.
Nor would I much blink if she ate a live mink
Or she changed her last name to Dakota.
Hannah Montana could burn down Savannah
With all of her fans! That'd show 'em!
...But if Hannah Montana's last name was "Banana,"
I still might have written this poem.
*************************************************
[LATER: a follow-up poem:]
The fact that Miss Montana is the sole
Best-selling concert ticket in our nation
Says less about the state of rock and roll
And more about her market penetration.
Labels: current events, humor and whimsy, poems
posted by Cowboy Dave Dickerson | 7:56 PM
1 Comments:
market penetration
is less association -
it's all about the glamor and faux
a blonde haired girl is able
to simply fake a fable -
consequetly we lose our soul.
yeah, watch out for the new album this spring!
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