Help Write a Headline!
New York has just released its official city condoms---designed with a colorful subway theme that I'm actually quite fond of. But here's the problem: yesterday, the daily magazine amNewYork took on the Official New York Condoms as its cover story...and the best headline they could come up with was this:
"Rubber Stamp."
How depressing from professional journalists. Richest goddamn story to come down the pike in who knows how long, and that's the best they can do? I leave it to readers to suggest something better.
I'll go first: "I F*** New York"
"Rubber Stamp."
How depressing from professional journalists. Richest goddamn story to come down the pike in who knows how long, and that's the best they can do? I leave it to readers to suggest something better.
I'll go first: "I F*** New York"
Labels: current events, games
posted by Cowboy Dave Dickerson | 8:31 AM
4 Comments:
Mine are up!
(yellow journalism)
New York's Protection Racket
(ad-speak)
Like Hundreds Of Tiny Subsidized Fingers
Urging a Taxpayer To Let Go!
(obscure, Thoreauvian)
Let Each Sheep Keep Its Own Skin
Or you could do some cute typography, punching a couple of words from a "Bulworth" quote:
"I heard Arsenio's jimmy got
a head as BIG as a APPLE."
And surely there's some local-color joke to be made about jogging around the reservoir...
Dude, I want one of these! I know, I'm tottally crazy. Hook me up, Dave!
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