Napkin Cartoon Caption Contest!
I drew this and it came out so beautifully that I was afraid to touch it further until I'd come up with a joke worthy of the drawing. So what do you folks think? He needs a thought balloon or a caption or something. Send a comment and let the riffing begin!
By the way, my own favorite idea for the cartoon would be to have a box above his head reading "Mike's Worst Enemies--" and then, underneath the picture in sort-of-typeset font: "Fig. 1 . Mike. " But I couldn't fit the header on the napkin, so it's blank for now.