A List of Rude-Sounding Upper New York Towns
Valatie (pronounced "vellatia," as I learned from a woman at a bar last night)
East Green Bush
and possibly, depending on what this makes you picture, Coeyman's Hollow.
By the way, I just noticed that this is my third post in a row that relates to sex in some indirect way. Clearly I either need to get out and develop new non-oblique-sex interests, or go the other direction, have actual sex, and stop blogging altogether for a while. In the meantime, enjoy the products of my geographically forced sublimation.