Exchange From a Short Play I Should Write Someday
JAMAL: You've got a sock on the floor and a t-shirt on the couch.
JAMAL: So you should clean it up.
STEVE: Oh, that. I keep wanting to, but then I think, "If I wait, maybe someone else will do it."
JAMAL: But don't you live alone?
STEVE: Yeah, but I keep the door unlocked.
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