A Spam Quandary Ruled On
And since it was unpunctuated, like many an ancient manuscript, I had to interpret the translation, and I couldn't decide if it was intended to be
ImproveYourPenis -- WorkTodayWithViagraPro
Both seemed plausible. But then I noticed the odd word "Pro" on the end, and that settled it. I presume I'd normally qualify for just regular old Viagra, while Viagra Pro is almost certainly designed for people who work in the lucrative field of penis. Somehow I got on the wrong mailing list. Wouldn't they be embarrassed if they knew!
Me, I'm not telling them. Now that I'm on this professional mailing list, I'm going to be waiting for their industry start-up brochures, too: "Grow Your Own Business From Home." It is truly an expanding field.
[SFX: rim shots aplenty.]
Labels: humor and whimsy