Introducing Scrabulish!

I recently discovered that if you're on Facebook, and you're playing Scrabulous (their online version of Scrabble which is so far still legal), one of your options is to play a "Challenge" game, which means the computer won't stop you from playing non-dictionary words. So for the past few days I've been playing with my friend Tracy a variation where the game is to NEVER play an actual real word, and to make up plausible-seeming definitions for whatever you play. I call it "Scrabulish." The picture shows the board as it currently stands.

Here's the gameplay so far. I've played the odd moves; Tracy has the even ones:

1. OILET (n. A small oil.)

2. GURNIX (n. A female hospital orderly who physically or psychologically domintates her patients.)

3. Q-ING (n. The inability to draw a clean circle.)

4. BRAIP (v. To burp inwardly.)

5. MIFE (n. Rodents with missing teeth.)

6. TRIADERN (n. one who holds down three jobs.)

7. RANDLESS (adj. Broke, in South Africa.)

8. WOOST (v. To sleep with one eye open.)

9. GRATT/WA/OT/OT (GRATT. v. To drag a rake over a sidewalk; WA. n. A unit of metaphysics, equal to the volume of an average human soul; OT. n. Bird poop, while still in midair.)

10. ROTHKAT (n. a scarf made of thistles, worn diagonally across the breastbone. German.)

11. GREEPIAN (adj. Pertaining to, or in the style of, Edmund Whitcomb Greep (1876-1934), Am. architect and couturier, noted for his mixing of navy and black.)

12. GOGAD (n. a small, perpetually moving article whose common name is unknown or forgotten. See: DOODAD.)

13. COILET/CABIER (COILET. n. A makeshift outhouse constructed from rope; CABIER. n. The guy at the front of a taxi stand who ushers folks in one at a time. French.)

14. VELVO (n. One who dresses entirely in plush fabric.)

15. UNNUI (n. An intense hatred of palindromes.)

Currently I'm leading, 289 to 231. But it's quite literally anyone's game.