Need Help Finding WWJD article

I've just had a request (from NPR!) for some humorous religious commentary, and what I tried to hunt down was an essay I wrote a few years back called, I think, "WWJD--And Would He Pronounced it 'Wah-Woodjid?'" It was a review of WWJD--The Game, which I found in a Tallahassee supermarket several Thanksgivings back. But the only version I can find on my computer is the FIRST version, which is far too short and only quotes one of the cards. I know I wrote a better version that quotes several cards, but I can't find it. Surely I must have sent it to some of you!

If you have it, please send me a copy. You'll know it's the right one if it contains a section that says stuff like, "Many of the cards present scenarios that I have a hard time imagining Jesus doing ('You and your friends decide to rush the sororities...')" It should also end with the phrase, "I think I played it last night, but it's hard to remember."

And in case you're wondering why I'm still attached to the Net, I chickened out at the last second and have kept my computer plugged in. It looks like I'll be moving it last, and I won't finish my move today, so until I'm forced to do otherwise, I want to keep my email access.