While I'm posting things some of you may have seen before, here's a piece of paper I've been carrying around since I found it two years ago on the lawn near one of the heavily Greek sections of Florida State University. It's getting kind of old and faded, so I figured I'd better post it to preserve it for eternity. I can't seem to search my own site, so I don't know if I've posted it before. If I have, sorry. If this is your first time, enjoy the bafflement.